Something is wrong with Earth

At the moment.

Last night, after the most bizarre day, I was having meditations on water. Jupiter, my planet, just moved into Pisces yesterday. But that's not it. There is something more serious going on here. There is something in the air. Can anyone else feel it?

Here's some irony:

- I was brushing my teeth and felt water spraying my leg. I looked beneath me and there was puddle forming around my feet. I checked under the sink and the pipe was spraying water. Oh, wonderful, I thought. Just what I need.

- So I went into the kitchen to finish brushing my teeth, but when I pressed the button on the faucet to change the water pressure, the WHOLE FAUCET HEAD broke off and water spewed like a fountain into the air and onto my kitchen floor. I dodged it, managing to not get wet. But how odd is that?

- No, I didn't try the shower next. I decided to wait until this all blows over. Something is wrong with the water in my life.

Sounds like I need to call the repair man. But that is ironic, I think, that both water sources broke within five minutes of each other.