I have so much icing coming in. Oh, Mr. Cream Cake, it's you. But, um, about that cake....you gonna put that shit in the oven, or what? Watch it rise? What are we gonna do with all this icing? By the way, as a vegan, I know how to make cake without eggs. Even with low sugar.

La la la.

I'm so random.

My sister says I'm flamboyant about love. She is so right, that punk. She told me so. Grrrr. "Love is not a victory march. It's a slow and it's a broken hallelujah."

But, um, can it be a victory dance? Like when the footballers score a goal and they start doing that dance.

Anyways, back to that cake. Oven? Yes, right? It WILL rise.

Prrreeeezeee we can haz kek in firin nowwwzzz? I waited I eated my dinnner.

Oh, you hate it when I talk like a baby.